im-prada–u-nada:

shoutout to women just because

(via shes-inlove-with-her)

1800sdreamgirl:

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

(via starspeaches)

grimconversations:

grimconversations:

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

(via kaseycp)

ugly-ravioli:

not naming any names here but i think some of my followers might be

gay

(via kaseycp)

mjalti:

me: hello
me, internally: did i say too much

(via flung-out-of--space)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

“oh no my potato”

(via thebootydiaries)

patrik-star:

perfect bands don’t exi-

(via thebootydiaries)

thebootydiaries:

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]